You emote 'WOD welshofdave :o)' to furry.
> furry punches your o
> furry tells you 'welshofdave :+('
> furry tells you 'fucking hell, I feel mean for punching your smiley's nose'
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You say 'in the space of 20 minutes i've moved from being annoyed about something to almost choking on my diet coke'
You say 'I LOVE TIM'
You say 'HES GREAT'
You say 'we should keep him around as a stress toy'
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You say 'mermaids..'
You ask 'they're bestiality, really, aren't they?'
You say 'I mean, they're only *half* human'
- The WelcomingParty says 'yeah but you can't fuck a mermaid'
- The WelcomingParty says 'blowjobs only'
You say 'you can DO stuff with.. heh.. yeah'
You ask 'but you wouldn't want it the other way round, would you?'
You say 'I mean, in the fish/woman combo stakes, that's the way I'd want it,
I think'
- WelcomingParty doesn't want it this way around either
- pagaN grins
You say 'if you had to, I mean'
- pagaN </blokeinapub>
- The WelcomingParty asks 'you mean, if I was forced to have intimate
relations with a half-woman, half-fish combo?'
- pagaN nods
You say 'exactly'
- The WelcomingParty says 'realistic scenario, I suppose'
- The WelcomingParty says 'then yeah, the common way is preferable'
- The WelcomingParty says 'although'
- The WelcomingParty says 'the other way around it wouldn't be able to breathe
out of the water, so you'd have necrophilia into the bargain'
- dandare would have her outside woman, and her innards fish
- pagaN deargods
- The WelcomingParty says 'I guess you could stick its head into a bucket of
water while you fuck it from behind'
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- kebab has pretty much marked her territory here and at work.
- kebab says 'You were responsible for all of that.'
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- furry grins
niT wakes up from his deep sleep.
You ask 'what are you trying to do Furry?'
Manor> - kerr says 'we're going to cut the fur around his arse when the shit has dried'
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> [ubiquitous raveN(ravenmistress)] tells you 'american men are horrible in
bed...well there was one man... he was the best.... but British guys can
work it.'
> [ubiquitous raveN(ravenmistress)] tells you 'must be whatever they fed ya'll
as babies... you all seem to be large where it counts :P'
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- suB has reached the height of boredom
- suB is competing against someone at `time cat /dev/urandom | grep "fuck"`
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* More-Responsible Withnail hms
* More-Responsible Withnail receives an email from our US visiting student
* More-Responsible Withnail tells its friends 'seems she didn't find my humour too appealing tonight'
* More-Responsible Withnail sees her point, really.
* More-Responsible Withnail tells its friends 'it was a conversation along the lines of "what we call fanny's, you call bums, what we call taps you call faucets blah blah"'
* More-Responsible Withnail mindlessly added "what we call Arabs, you call terrorists"
* More-Responsible Withnail as a result has an email saying "You know, not all Americans regard Arabs as terrorists"
* More-Responsible Withnail ponders emailing back saying "Indeed, I don't imagine mexicans, or canadians, or brazilians think that Arabs are terrorists"
* More-Responsible Withnail doesn't tho.
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> omfg! dandelion tells you '> Pootle tells you 'what's the deal with you and
mack? am confused''
> omfg! dandelion tells you '> Pootle gets the idea the two of you are either
in the same room, or the same person...'
> dandelion cries
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+ -=> furry has scheduled a shutdown to occur in 30 seconds
+ -=> Reason: EMERGENCY SHUTDOWN TO PREVENT NIT SPEAKING
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