-=> 30 seconds until shutdown, hold on to your drinks <=-

You yell "I am not going - you cant make me!"

A large penguin waddles up to you with a blow torch. The snow melts and you
  fall through to the icy waters of the Pacific.

Reason: oh yes I can :)

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You say 'there's one on nassau street, one just off piccadilli circus, one som
  ewhere south of north flower street, denver CO... one in the west edmontont
  mall, edmonton alberta, one in the back of a gas station with a strange jewi
  sh name beginning with G, in granger IN, one on some street which i have no
  idea of the name of, but i know it's northwest of the sandia vista apartment
   complex, albaquerque NM, one in another gas station in Elkhart IN, one in y
  et another gas station on E park blvd, Plano TX and... including the one the
  y closed down just off grafton street, that's all the subways i've been to :
  )'
You say 'oh wait!! i was also in one on main street, Girard PA'

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* katitzi tells her friends 'This sucks. I am actually going to stay at home
  to work on a presentation for history class instead of going to watch Troy.'
} mack tells the friends of katitzi 'sounds more fun, I mean who wants to see
  Bradd Pitt and wassisface getting all sweaty in nearly no clothes'
* katitzi tells her friends 'That's right, rub it in.'
} mack tells the friends of katitzi 'that's probably what Orlando Bloom
  whispers to Brad Pitt'
} mack tells the friends of katitzi 'in the one off, never to be shown again,
   gay version'

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hazard Bodule natters "I hope he gets it tattooed to his butt so bubba can see it when he is taking him from behind"

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The_Ultimate mustaine exclaims "no who, me where, this is mutiny......abandon
  ship!!!"

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You emote 'mog gives you a lil box' to dandelion
> dandelion shakes it.

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[NibLeT has connected]
NibLeT swings through the gates from the genie's bottle.
- NibLeT wavels
NibLeT swings on the village gates.
- NibLeT smiles
NibLeT makes mog her friend.
-=> NibLeT makes you her friend.
NibLeT walks through the gates and off into the sunset.
[NibLeT has disconnected]
mog wakes up and rubs its eyes.
mog makes Niblet its friend.

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} Withnail laughs and wasn't referring to the one they chopped off. (to your
  friends)
} Withnail was asking what you'd do if faced with a girl with only one tit.
  (to your friends)
} More-Responsible Withnail tells your friends 'you're sick :P'

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Ni!Dammit Hoopla says 'my fucking name is.'
You emote : musicman mog lol!
Ni!Dammit Hoopla says 'my fucking ass fucking i hate this song name is.'
Ni!Dammit Hoopla says 'i HATE YOUUU'

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- furry says 'ekto (and pagan):'
- furry says '- ekto says 'try 2>&1 >/dev/null instead of just >/dev/null''
- furry says 'won't work'
- furry says 'you want >/dev/null 2>&1'
- HungryDavidBlaine says 'that's for me fur, ta'
- furry says 'otherwise you'll just get stderr on stdout, and stdout to
  /dev/null :)'
- ekto says 'no, you won't.'
- ekto's pretty sure you won't, anyway
- ekto says 'cos it works in the order you specify it'
- ekto says 'send #2 to #1, then send #1 to /dev/null'
- furry says 'it don't ;)'
- HungryDavidBlaine says 'what furry says certainly matches what I'm seeing.'
- furry says '2>&1 means "send 2 to whatever fd 1 is currently pointing at" ;)'
- HungryDavidBlaine says 'of course'                                          
- furry says 'so, er, yes, it does work in the order you specify it'          
- ekto says 'coo, so it doesn't.'                                              
- ekto says 'my apologies'                                                    

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