* withnail asks of its friends 'what can i use in the absence of an ironing
board?'
* withnail tells its friends '(to do me ironing)'
* withnail tried to iron on the floor this morning, not very succesful.
* withnail is going to have to explain to the landlord that his new laminate
flooring seems to be coming up :/
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mstar catches a wave into the shore.
- #!/bin/gash suB says 'stmar'
- mstar asks 'usB?'
- #!/bin/gash suB ndos
- mstar rigns
+ [mstar] protocol matched
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! HuE shouts from the Padded Cell for Idiots: "Hehe"
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furry screams -=> we'll be shutting down and restoring a few people from
backups at some point soonish due to one staff member's inability to tell which
version of Surfers he's logged into, mentioning no welshofdaves <=-
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- ekto doubts she'd acccept modulation, despite it being correct
- furry knows she wouldn't, because all quiz show hosts with the exception of
jeremy paxman are utterly clueless
- ekto doubts she'd acccept modulation, despite it being correct
- furry knows she wouldn't, because all quiz show hosts with the exception of
jeremy paxman are utterly clueless
You say 'er...'
You say 'this is getting weird now'
- Deadly~Lampshade furry says 'ooh, deja-vu'
- cejka woahs and needs to cut down on the caffiene
- pagaN checks for traces of lysergic acid in the air
brackets suddenly awakens, against all probability.
- brackets gets deja-vu all over again.
- furry doubts she'd accept modulation, despite it being correct
- ~*FugLy*~ cejka asks 'is that like the matrix?'
You say 'yes'
You say 'but less clueless.'
- dustpuppy knows she wouldn't, because all quiz show hosts with the exception
of jeremy paxman are utterly clueless
- brackets knows she wouldn't, because all quiz show hosts with the exception
of jeremy paxman are utterly clueless
You say 'um..'
- ekto say 'this is getting weird now'
You say 'this is getting weird now'
- freak woahs and needs to cut down on the caffiene
- Deadly~Lampshade furry says 'ooh, deja-vu'
- ekto checks for traces of lysergic acid in the air
- free~love brackets ask 'is that like the matrix?'
- ekto exclaim 'shtop, shtop!'
- pagaN quoth :)
- ~*FugLy*~ cejka says 'never more'
- ekto exclaim 'this white hole ish not ready yet!'
- brackets doubts she'd accept modulation, despite it being correct
- ekto cunts brackets in the head with the pointy end of a bunny wabbit.
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- HuE knows not what Quizilla is
- mog says 'it's where people make up their own quizzes, like the "which side of david hasslehoff's face are you?" and then it asks you personal questions, such as "do you like donkeys?", "when is your first finger?" and "is that up?", then based on your answers, it says "you are the LEFT side of david hasslehoff's face... you are rugged, yet smooth, you like to have people around you. you believe bullshit crap that anyone posts on the internet and you are going to die young, if there is any justice in the world"'
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pagaN says 'my budgie has learned to emulate the smoke alarm'
ekto says 'handy'
pagaN says 'and he now makes the noise every time anyone goes in the kitchen.'
pagaN says 'he's learned to associate the smoke alarm with us cooking.'
ekto laughs
ekto says 'a lesson to be learned for us all'
pagaN grins
pagaN says 'it's a VERY sensitive smoke alarm.'
pagaN says 'honest.'
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welshofdave says 'i asked for 20UKP cashback in the co-op'
furry says 'bet tha confused them'
welshofdave says 'the girl behind the counter mumbled something'
welshofdave says 'turns out she was saying "only if you have a shotgun"'
furry !
welshofdave wasn't in fit state to respond, just kind of frowned a bit :)
furry says '"what, like this one..."'
welshofdave grins
furry asks 'do they not do cashback or something?'
welshofdave says 'they do, she was flirting, i think'
furry says '"only in my PANTS, baby!"'
furry says 'or something'
furry not up on flirting techniques
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- rael says 'well done'
- sUbtHecUNt clapclap
- rael VDVD
- sUbtHecUNt heard
- rael chases sub
- sUbtHecUNt runs
- rael says 'COME HERE MY LOVELY'
- sUbtHecUNt bursts into tears.
- rael bursts into sub
- sUbtHecUNt winces
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[bbc_news] timmah says 'UK Home Secretary David Blunkett said he had never been shown transcripts of Mr Annan's phone conversations,'
[bbc_news] timmah asks 'how would he know?'
[bbc_news] timmah says 'excellent Tony so this is the latest betterware
catalogue and where do I sign to become a representative'
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