---------- setting a session is like making love to a beautiful woman ---------
Jabbs - this is your first time?
timmah - it requires 3 litres of rohypnol?
Zefram * you get unwelcome comments on your performance
Chris - it only lasts 10 minutes
rhrh - you do it badly
furry - You only get to do it on a talker?
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- Bagpuss say 'ie is more insecure than a stadium full of adolescent goths'
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[muppet has connected]
- muppet wanders in, looking for keyeri.
- muppet says 'hello keyeri'
- kerilian says 'hello'
- muppet says 'I think it's rather pathetic that you're refusing to speak to me'
- kerilian says 'oh don't bring this here'
- muppet asks 'grow the fuck up, ok?'
- [<<] muppet is addicted to rageahol.
[muppet has disconnected]
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->You say 'Ordained and legal - can marry you right now'
->- rlsDAVEas thinks . o O ( which God do you work for?)
You ask 'Which one do you want?'
->- rlsDAVEas says 'the one and only'
You ask 'Chesney Hawkes?'
->- rlsDAVEas exclaims 'NO!'
You emote: Cirrus looks to see if he is on the list...
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- Lady Shay says 'looks your u do not know what english is either'
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- furry hums the theme music to 'jaws'
- welshofdave says '____)\____'
[removed] furry waits for bob to point out they're making jaws 5
- welshofdave says '____)\_______\o/__'
- bob says 'ooh, that reminds me'
- bob says 'they're making Jaws 5'
[removed] welshofdave lol
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} viali wants to be renamed.. one of you could fiddle with the code for
renaming ressies? (to friends of furry)
- ProzacAgain Xanth says 'Afternoon, Manor'
* furry tells his friends 'the renaming resident code works, afaik...'
- furry says 'Afrnon oh fuck, my typing sucks'
} sOnicdEathmOnkEy viali tells the friends of furry 'then one of you could
change the help file that says "THIS NO LONGER WORKS ON RESIDENTS." ;>'
- ProzacAgain Xanth says 'Liquid lunch, squire? ;)'
} ektospack nods (to friends of furry)
} furry tells the friends of viali 'It's still true, it doesn't ;)'
} furry tells the friends of viali 'er'
* furry tells his friends 'it's still true, it doesn't ;)'
} ektospack tell the friends of furry 'different command'
* furry tells his friends 'rename_res, however, does'
* furry fixes comedy helpfile (to his friends)
} ektospack grins (to friends of furry)
} viali snorts (to friends of furry)
* furry tells his friends 'there'
} sOnicdEathmOnkEy viali asks of the friends of furry 'so you can rename me to
lali , pls?'
-=> *WIBBLE* Something bad has happened. Trying to save files <=-
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[removed] furry gets really irritated by the riff, mind
[removed] Dracula assumes you mean the first bit of the riff, rather than the second
[removed] Dracula wonders how to spell it
[removed] welshofdave asks 'spell what?'
[removed] Dracula says 'the duguda dugdugdugudugdug (raising tone) bit'
[removed] welshofdave says 'ah'
[removed] Dracula says 'rather than the duuur dudur dananana durdurdur bit'
[removed] furry says 'the dum, dee, daa, du-re-doo bit'
[removed] timmah does another dumb thing..
[removed] welshofdave asks 'a dumb-dee-dumbdumb thing?'
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} Zefram tells the friends of Mike 'we have a "word of the day" on a whiteboard. manager just asked "can we change the word of the day to something more energetic?"'
} WOD welshofdave tells the friends of Mike '"glucose"'
...
} furry asks of the friends of Mike 'what /was/ the word of the day?'
} WOD welshofdave tells the friends of Mike '"death"'
} Zefram tells the friends of Mike 'it was "sleep"'
} WOD welshofdave grins (to friends of Mike)
} Zefram tells the friends of Mike 'and had been for several days'
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> Happy~ Gambler tells you 'hi, i was curious as to why i am not permitted to set sessions or comments'
You tell Gambler 'because you keep setting repetitive ones, and despite being asked not to you persist'
> Happy~ Gambler umm. ok. but the fact is is that much more repetitve sessions than mine get set. but iyt's ok. i understand the deep personal problems most staff members of telnet talkers have.
> Happy~ Gambler tells you 'i've found that not so much repetitive sessions, but interesting/intelligent sessions is what bothers them.'
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