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508 Votes: 0   Submitted 12/Apr/2010 17:41:58

- Giryan says 'An SQL query walks into a bar.'
- Giryan says 'He approaches two tables and asks, "Mind if I join you?"'

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402 Votes: -1   Submitted 22/May/2006 13:36:54

You say 'Sure, but when real light sabres go on sale I am sure you will be in the queue'
>You emote: 4.20 Cirrus wants a purple one
>- FrIdGe say 'sure I would want one but I think they are completely impractical'
You ask 'Howso?'
>- FrIdGe say 'unlike a real blade, if you touch it your fucked'
You say 'Thats fairly high on the list of point'
- FrIdGe say 'they aren't precise, it's basically a powered broadsword'
- FrIdGe say 'what happens if you sit on the damn thing and switch it on'
You say 'You dont'
>You say 'Its a test'
>- FrIdGe say 'nice enema'
You say 'If you cut your nadgers off you dont get to be a Jedi'
>- Graduated Chezzie laughs
- FrIdGe say 'good fr amputations though'
You say 'And for hacking through blast doors on starships'
>You say 'And smashing up droid armies'
>You say '101 uses'
>- FrIdGe ask 'do that often ??'
You emote: 4.20 Cirrus would if he had a light sabre
- FrIdGe ask 'so you fly on many starships ??'
- FrIdGe phones the mental asylum for cirrus
You say 'If I had a light sabre they couldnt stop me from doing so'
>You emote: 4.20 Cirrus would be all like "vuuuuuuuuuu vuu vuuuuuuuuuu"
>You say 'Take that green person'
>- FrIdGe talks quickly to the people in white coats

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3 Votes: -1   Submitted 14/Apr/2003 14:28:31

[] Nick says 'dave, would you like me to get your coat for you?'
[] welshofdave asks 'have I pulled?'
[] Nick says 'in a matter of speaking...no'
[] welshofdave was worried then

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5 Votes: -1   Submitted 14/Apr/2003 14:33:20

} tamsin has never claimed to be a lady tho ;) (to friends of ravenmistress)

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14 Votes: -1   Submitted 14/Apr/2003 15:07:24

- bob just is what he is
- innocent bob says 'and one of those things is "poor speller"'
- DocKeN nods, fair enough
- bob grins, if only furry could be so accepting ;)
- DocKeN ehs ?
- Silly~Me DocKeN says 'you lost me :)'
- innocent bob says 'well, furry's a bit of a stickler when it comes to spelling and grammar'
- DocKeN nods, a lot of these guys are
- innocent bob says 'it's kind of irritating to be constantly corrected'
- DocKeN nods
- innocent bob says 'if I hadn't met him I'd imagine him wearing a beige cardigan :)'
- DocKeN can do sometimes, but mostly only when asked
- DocKeN laughs
- innocent bob says 'that's just how he comes across to me sometimes :)'
- DocKeN grins
- bob is sure that furry will enjoy reading this back tomorrow :)
- DocKeN chuckles
- bob goes back to being mostly idle while he writes.. but expect occasional semi-rants from me, like normal :)

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24 Votes: -1   Submitted 16/Apr/2003 15:02:45

- mini~Angel Darine says 'people cutting bits of your knob off++'

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43 Votes: -1   Submitted 22/Apr/2003 00:11:57

'- Ty(c) fawN says 'and he can fold up real easily and fit inside a lil
  suitcase if he wants to'

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46 Votes: -1   Submitted 22/Apr/2003 00:16:45

->> Cosmic tells you 'well nice to make your aquantance'
->> Cosmic tells you 'well u played such a fundamental part of my
  upbringing'

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135 Votes: -1   Submitted 22/Sep/2003 12:43:56

- MaRTiaN had a really sexy woman shagging him on top the other night, but then she turned into a werewolf and ripped my throat out

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206 Votes: -1   Submitted 03/Mar/2004 14:48:33

- cheftastic muppet says 'town is overrated'
- tOOt needs things
- cheftastic muppet says 'stay'
- tOOt needs things
- cheftastic muppet says 'go'
- tOOt nods
- muppet is always right
- tOOt will go tomorrow
- muppet gah!

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