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[bbc_news] Lilfur says 'æÒÇÑÉ ÇáÏÇÎáíÉ ÇáÈÑíØÇäíÉ ÊÞÑÑ ÊæÓíÚ  ÃƒÂÃƒÅ’ã ÌåÇÒ ÇáÇÓÊÎÈÇÑÇÊ ÇáÏÇÎáíÉ ÇáÈÑíØÇäí¡ æÊÚáä Úä ÇáÍÇÌÉ Åáì ÊæÙíÝ ÚÇãáíä ÌÏÏ æãäåã ÇáãÊÞä ááÛÉ ÇáÚÑÈíÉ.'
[bbc_news] Lilfur <http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/arabic/world_news/newsid_3509000/3509869.stm>

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- welshofdave can fly
- welshofdave says 'oh, just not legally'
- welshofdave says 'tossers'
- pagaN says 'YOU CAN'T DRIVE'
- pagaN says ':D'
- pagaN says 'oh shit. I meant fly.'
- welshofdave says 'I can drive, I just can't be bothered with that petty "test" all you other people take part in'
- welshofdave says 'I don't need your validation; I know I can drive'
- pagaN grins
- welshofdave says 'oh, and i'm a fucking prick, too'

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<spod> Owl says 'You will love nethack. Big Brother is watching you.'
<spod> Owl says 'there now follows three minutes of Hate.'
<spod> Owl makes tetris appear on the telescreen
<spod> Owl jeers

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* [raven] lady~ raven says 'no i broke my humourus bon in 4 places'
* [raven] lady~ raven can't wear a bra for awhile :/
} [raven] Warrior Gretcher asks 'ouch...how?'
* [raven] lady~ raven says 'strapless it is tripped over a box landed in
  adoot...arm went in the other dfirection'
} [raven] Warrior Gretcher asks 'uh??'
* [raven] lady~ raven says 'it's broke in 4 places all you need to know'
* [raven] lady~ raven says 'i can't stay online it;s too hard to type'
* [raven] lady~ raven is going crazy with boredom though
} [raven] Warrior Gretcher asks 'did you trip up on your knickers ??'
* [raven] lady~ raven says 'i can'ty sit around like this :/'
* [raven] lady~ raven says 'gretcher... there is 100% nothing sexy or sexual
  about my fall'

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> simon has a fridge full of beer and i love giving head, why have i been
  single for a MONTH?????

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- Deadly~Lampshade furry says 'lj doesn't count, it's full of retards'

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pagaN fears you - comic pusher :P
You emote 'laliluscious nods.. i'm a strip tease' to pagaN.

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- stateside nairn has been looking at too much porn on t'interweb
- stateside nairn can't look at the word female without the word ejaculation
  popping up in his head

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! Vroomfondel furry shouts 'only from you, groo'
! trillian keyeri :(
! 4 GROo shouts 'I'm yo daddy'
! lovely~fjords Darine shouts 'Stop whoring yourself around, groo.'
You emote : rael wonders
You ask 'did i miss a shout ?'

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You say 'Oh, last night was before 3am.'
- double-o pagaN says 'aha'
- double-o pagaN says 'well done :)'
You say 'Last night was 11.30 =)'
- pagaN too
- double-o pagaN says 'well, ish.'
> double-o pagaN exclaims to you 'we're bedtime twins!'

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