* Misty will return in a minute
* Misty tells her friends 'or five'
* Misty will flaunt her honeyed muffin at you all
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} Mike tells the friends of welshofdave 'Withnail the Cunt'
} withnail kicks mike right in the cunt. (to friends of welshofdave)
} withnail is a cuntkicker (to friends of welshofdave)
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plantpot says 'Defence Secretary Geoff Hoon is visiting the family of Dr
David Kelly, the Iraqi weapons expert found dead last week.'
timmah asks 'is this the new government policy on apologising to the
victims of crime?'
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- tOOt's fuckd from tranqs and i have to be in town for 10;50, with no car,
and its pissing it down
- xanth's tOOt says 'cant fit in cab'
- HuEonToast would offer a lift, but I haven't been arsed to get dressed yet.
- mini~Angel Darine says 'Fuck me, you're FAT! ;)'
- Darine ahems and apologises.
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> pagaN codes a terminal window
> pagaN added a socket!
> pagaN's excited
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You say 'glad it wasn't as foreign as I feared.'
- Fluke says 'kinda familiar .. but different'
- Fluke says 'not in a bad way'
- ekto! say 'a bit like sex with a relative'
- ekto! say 'if you're into that sort of thing'
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* mack asked out the cute girl behind that serves at the rotisserie counter
* mack tells his friends 'she said no, cos she's got a boyfriend, but it was sweet I asked'
* mack tells his friends 'so I got a bbq chicken instead'
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* laliluscious has boobs enough for 3 (to her friends)
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plantpot says 'Fire fine for US club and band'
plantpot says 'A rock band and the US club they performed in are fined
nearly $100,000 following a fire that killed 100 people.'
dandelion says 'cool, you can kill soneone for only $1000'
Zefram says 'oh that's nothing, the political leaders that we consider
"evil" get 40 years for genocide'
Zefram says 'if we take genocide to be a fairly modest 1M deaths, that's
about 20 minutes per murder'
dandelion says 'wo, that rocks'
timmah says 'and you get free meals..'
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dandelion says 'pret have started giving out brown napkins instead of white, i wonder if brown napkins are healthier'
shadowninja LAFFS
Darine says 'Recycled, and not bleached'
shadowninja says 'recycled would have lumpy bits'
shadowninja says 'so thats the grains then'
dandelion nods, just need to bake them a bit for a nice crust
shadowninja laffs
shadowninja says ''collect 1000 brown serviettes and get a free cup of lentils, a bicycle and a huggable tree''
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