} GrizzlY took him to the vets thinking he had a tumor - apparently when hamsters are hot in summer their balls protrude.. cost me 20 quid to find that out *blush* (to friends of ravenmistress)
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furry nearly wretches thinking about it ;)
welshofdave says '-w'
furry says 'no, with w'
furry says 'for fuller expression'
furry says 'fuk thys spellinge larke'
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> Shay was messing today anyway
You emote 'withnail was taking it seriously, honest.' to Shay.
> Shay tells you 'umm ok..up to u.. its only a talker..'
You tell Shay 'i was being sarcastic.'
> Shay tells you 'ok'
You ask of Shay 'why would i be bothered by what you say?'
> Shay shrugs.. exactly.. u don't even know me
You tell Shay 'yep.'
> Shay does not like u cussing her bf though
> Shay cussed u .. not your mates, gf, family
You emote 'withnail laughs, yeah yeah.' to Shay.
> You ask of Shay 'is this conversation going to get interesting at any point soon?'
> Shay exclaims to you 'anyway don't cuss him.. u don't even him.. he
can buy u in a second if he wanted to!'
You ask of Shay 'erm, buy me?'
% furry sets the session to be 'Sign up here to buy an SU'
> Shay tells you 'or even make u leave the country'
You tell Shay 'and how might he do that, then.'
You emote 'withnail didn't realize he was the home secretary.' to Shay.
> Shay tells you 'can be'
You ask of Shay 'can be what?'
> Shay yawns...you're boring... bye
You tell Shay 'have a nice weekend.'
> Shay tells you 'and u too.. best of luck pulling women'
-=> Shay blocks you off from doing tells to her
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* Withnail fucking OWS
* Withnail stabs his hand with a pair of scissors opening a parcel
} lurker tells the friends of Withnail 'oh dear'
} lurker asks of the friends of Withnail 'is the parcel orth it?'
} lurker tells the friends of Withnail '*worth'
} drB tells the friends of Withnail 'it's a box of pairs of scissors.'
} lurker lol (to friends of Withnail)
} welshofdave tells the friends of Withnail 'two hand-sized thimbles'
} lurker grins (to friends of Withnail)
} hatter asks of the friends of Withnail 'a pair of gauntlets ?'
} welshofdave tells the friends of Withnail 'Gauntlet 2'
} hatter asks of the friends of Withnail 'a workplace handling and safety manual ?'
* Withnail tells its friends 'actually. It's a staple gun.'
} drB laughs. (to friends of Withnail)
} drB tells the friends of Withnail 'so, it could have been worse then ;)'
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furry says 'I don't think many people vote anyway'
welshofdave says 'that's odd, given the overwhelming popularity of talkers'
welshofdave says 'especially compared with irc'
furry sshs to davet
furry tweaks sarcasmd.conf
furry killall -SLAPs sarcasmd
furry logs out
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welshofdave thinks . o O ( "A cluttered desk suggests a warm, co-operative person" )
welshofdave says 'that's me'
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Steve asks 'did you have a Slinky?'
Zefram did, many moons ago
Zefram did experiments in wave propagation using it
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You say 'lilfur, alice is making toast'
- Lilfur says 'Got it, ekto.'
- veryresponsible mogmart says 'lilfur, ekto is telling you that alice is
making toast'
- Lilfur says 'You're not allowed to teach me, mog.'
- veryresponsible mogmart asks 'dammit, still??'
- veryresponsible mogmart exclaims 'you little fucker!'
- = veryresponsible mogmart accidentally yet purposely cunts Lilfur in the
face with a spork.
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> quot exclaims to you 'extreme pool!'
You tell quot 'ok, explain extreme pool to me'
> quot tells you 'its the same as real pool'
quot exclaims to you 'except the pool sticks are on fire!'
You emote 'Spook LOL' to quot.
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- Wolf wanders into the room.
- Wolf says 'can i get the idlier priv....'
- yeti~cOllEctor laliluscious says 'if you promise not to hit on me'
- yeti~cOllEctor laliluscious says 'ever'
- Wolf asks 'and you are who ?'
- laliluscious laughs
- yeti~cOllEctor laliluscious says 'see, that's the problem'
- Wolf checks your piccy, nope your safe from me hitting on you ever ;)
- pagaN snorts!
- yeti~cOllEctor laliluscious asks 'and that's why you hit on me every 3
months on resort?'
- pagaN LOL!!!!
- Wolf asks 'do i ?'
- yeti~cOllEctor laliluscious says 'like clockwork'
- Wolf will have to keep on eye on that ;)
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