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494 Votes: 2   Submitted 21/Apr/2009 18:16:40

- suBthEcunT downloads a 1GB 7z archive, installs p7zip and then finds that in this version "d" is delete rather than decompress
- suBthEcunT now has an empty archive

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504 Votes: 2   Submitted 12/Oct/2009 19:42:37

- suBthEcunT lols
- suBthEcunT just took a piece of toilet paper to blow his nose and then threw the roll into the toilet by mistake
- suBthEcunT faceplants
- welshofdave laughs
- welshofdave says 'twat'
- welshofdave says 'I've done that /o\'

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7 Votes: 1   Submitted 14/Apr/2003 14:40:38

- Alt turned up completely drunk to a really formal dinner, proceeded to constantly grope my ex gf's brother's gf under the table and tell everyone that i would love to taste her breasts.

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22 Votes: 1   Submitted 14/Apr/2003 15:36:38

- muppet finds he'd typed 'arse into bash at some point earlier in the day and wondered why all his subsequent commands had been doing nothing.
- the.dread.pirate muppet says 'arse'

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16 Votes: 1   Submitted 14/Apr/2003 15:11:02

(whilst adding a 'rand' mask to manor, that would randomly choose one of a list of items...)

- ekto say '<RAND:first,second,third>'
- ekto say 'er'
- ekto say 'okay, that worked'
- furry's compiling
- ekto ahhs

-=> furry is rebooting Manor - this will take around 40 seconds

Character saved for reboot...
-=> Reboot complete.
-=> Check 'vnew' to see what's been added and/or fixed.

- ekto say 'driht,dnoces,tsrif'
- ekto say 'oh ffs'
- furry lol
- ekto called the wrong bastard mask
- furry ROTFL
- ekto say 'do you want to fix that, or shall I? ;)'
You say 'where am i looking? :)'
- ekto say 'masks.c, hunt for RAND:'
- ekto say 'change it from 'masks_reverse()' to 'masks_randomthing()''
- ekto reallywellnamedfunctions

-=> furry is rebooting Manor - this will take around 40 seconds

Character saved for reboot...
-=> Reboot complete.
-=> Check 'vnew' to see what's been added and/or fixed.

- ekto say 'first'
- ekto say 'first'
- ekto say 'first'
- ekto say 'first'
- ekto say 'riiiight'
- furry ROTFL
- ekto cries
- ekto is l33t, me

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31 Votes: 1   Submitted 21/Apr/2003 23:59:15

> i_love_fords banco tells you 'we have recieved a tip off that you are
  carrying biscuits'
> i_love_fords banco tells you 'in particulary jammy dodgers'

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35 Votes: 1   Submitted 22/Apr/2003 00:02:12

- O:-) ylla says "they fly in, bang them selves stupid on the other window,
  then fall down and die on the floor :("
- You say "they are the kickassest flies i've ever seen :)"

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39 Votes: 1   Submitted 22/Apr/2003 00:08:00

- ravenous cougar says "lowercase is a way of life :)"

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52 Votes: 1   Submitted 22/Apr/2003 00:28:56

* aquacop quot asks of her friends 'wouldn't it be cool if cops could swing down from trees?'

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59 Votes: 1   Submitted 30/Apr/2003 13:03:59

> ravenmistress has enough tit for quintuplets

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