- suBthEcunT downloads a 1GB 7z archive, installs p7zip and then finds that in this version "d" is delete rather than decompress
- suBthEcunT now has an empty archive
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- suBthEcunT lols
- suBthEcunT just took a piece of toilet paper to blow his nose and then threw the roll into the toilet by mistake
- suBthEcunT faceplants
- welshofdave laughs
- welshofdave says 'twat'
- welshofdave says 'I've done that /o\'
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- Alt turned up completely drunk to a really formal dinner, proceeded to constantly grope my ex gf's brother's gf under the table and tell everyone that i would love to taste her breasts.
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- muppet finds he'd typed 'arse into bash at some point earlier in the day and wondered why all his subsequent commands had been doing nothing.
- the.dread.pirate muppet says 'arse'
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(whilst adding a 'rand' mask to manor, that would randomly choose one of a list of items...)
- ekto say '<RAND:first,second,third>'
- ekto say 'er'
- ekto say 'okay, that worked'
- furry's compiling
- ekto ahhs
-=> furry is rebooting Manor - this will take around 40 seconds
Character saved for reboot...
-=> Reboot complete.
-=> Check 'vnew' to see what's been added and/or fixed.
- ekto say 'driht,dnoces,tsrif'
- ekto say 'oh ffs'
- furry lol
- ekto called the wrong bastard mask
- furry ROTFL
- ekto say 'do you want to fix that, or shall I? ;)'
You say 'where am i looking? :)'
- ekto say 'masks.c, hunt for RAND:'
- ekto say 'change it from 'masks_reverse()' to 'masks_randomthing()''
- ekto reallywellnamedfunctions
-=> furry is rebooting Manor - this will take around 40 seconds
Character saved for reboot...
-=> Reboot complete.
-=> Check 'vnew' to see what's been added and/or fixed.
- ekto say 'first'
- ekto say 'first'
- ekto say 'first'
- ekto say 'first'
- ekto say 'riiiight'
- furry ROTFL
- ekto cries
- ekto is l33t, me
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> i_love_fords banco tells you 'we have recieved a tip off that you are
carrying biscuits'
> i_love_fords banco tells you 'in particulary jammy dodgers'
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- O:-) ylla says "they fly in, bang them selves stupid on the other window,
then fall down and die on the floor :("
- You say "they are the kickassest flies i've ever seen :)"
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- ravenous cougar says "lowercase is a way of life :)"
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* aquacop quot asks of her friends 'wouldn't it be cool if cops could swing down from trees?'
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> ravenmistress has enough tit for quintuplets
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