- toNy says 'not bad just writting to the tax ppl toi see if i can get a rebate'
- WOD welshofdave says 'I suggest you get someone else to look over your letter before you send it'
- WOD welshofdave says 'maybe post it to news'
- toNy says 'why wod'
- sama grins
- sama waits
- WOD welshofdave asks 'why wod what?'
- toNy says 'why whsould i egt some tone to look over my letter'
- rhrh says 'QED'

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- tOoties knows someone who used to fuck sheep
- ekto.
- ekto ers
- ekto hit enter early, there :(

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- suBthEcunT says 'get a capri'
- suBthEcunT says 'Capri Laser'
- suBthEcunT says 'my uncle gassed himself in one'
- welshofdave says 'intentionally?'
- suBthEcunT nods
- welshofdave says 'fatally?'
- suBthEcunT nods
- welshofdave says 'did you win at the inheritance game?'
- suBthEcunT says 'I inherited a few bits and pieces'
- welshofdave says 'a Capri and a hose'

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* drB tells his friends 'Foreign Office investigating reports that Ken Bigley has been killed'
} Narenek nods (to friends of drB)
* drB somehow missed that
} Narenek tells the friends of drB 'front page on bbc news'
} welshofdave tells the friends of drB 'don't worry if you missed it.  It'll be out on video soon'

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- Blinkie returns from an accident
- Blinkie says 'A mate came and asked me something he knew would annoy me, so I grabbed his arm and went to staple it (there aren't any staples in the stapler)'
- Blinkie says 'He jumped back, so I grinned and put the stapler to my arm and pressed down'
- Blinkie says 'Some fucker's filled the stapler up'

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- muppet has sometimes been known to say "crikey" during sex

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- Beaufort asks 'hey alt, is it true?'
- OMGWTFLOL!!11!1! Alt says 'which bit'
- Beaufort says 'that they are turning your dotcom life into a film, with michael caine down to star you'
- Beaufort says 'working title of "pimping the bubble"'
- Beaufort says 'ozzy osbourne is down to play sub'
- #!/bin/gash suB laughs
- o sama fears
- Beaufort says 'and nairn is to be played by danny devito'
- OMGWTFLOL!!11!1! Alt laughs irl
- OMGWTFLOL!!11!1! Alt says 'michael caine huh'
- OMGWTFLOL!!11!1! Alt was hoping for someone a little younger
- Beaufort says 'he's possibly got a bit too much hair for you though, alt'
- OMGWTFLOL!!11!1! Alt chuckles
- #!/bin/gash suB says 'he's certainly not rotund enough'
- OMGWTFLOL!!11!1! Alt would think more marilyn manson for sub
- #!/bin/gash suB chuckles
- Beaufort says 'but ozzy's got the accent down pat'
- #!/bin/gash suB says 'he's got a bit too much hair too'
- #!/bin/gash suB says 'and you're as gothic as me, Alt'
- OMGWTFLOL!!11!1! Alt asks 'what's the storyline, beaufort?'
- #!/bin/gash suB says 'man has mid-life crisis, takes coke and is paid too much for doing nothing'
- Beaufort says 'how you singlehandedly caused the dotcom bubble to burst with your extravagent lifestyle and comedy capers'
- OMGWTFLOL!!11!1! Alt lol irl
- OMGWTFLOL!!11!1! Alt believes there is a mini dotcom bubble on the grow at the moment
- Beaufort says 'best keep you away from it then'
- OMGWTFLOL!!11!1! Alt will subscribe many times over my salary in order to just teach myself a lesson
- #!/bin/gash suB grins
- #!/bin/gash suB lols
You emote : furry laughs
- #!/bin/gash suB says 'alt never did that much work during the boom'
- OMGWTFLOL!!11!1! Alt did
- #!/bin/gash suB says 'yeah yeah'
- OMGWTFLOL!!11!1! Alt did a lot of meetings and conferences in far flung corners of the earth
- #!/bin/gash suB smirks
- #!/bin/gash suB says 'chica chica boom and such'
- Beaufort asks 'conferences meaning you and a whore?'
- #!/bin/gash suB says 'molgrips and the nigerian whore'
- OMGWTFLOL!!11!1! Alt's overall T&E expenditure was far outstripped by the income i brought into the company
- #!/bin/gash suB says 'yeah yeah'
- #!/bin/gash suB says 'nobody believes that'
- OMGWTFLOL!!11!1! Alt says 'it's true'
- #!/bin/gash suB says 'you were single handedly responsible for the share suspension'
- Beaufort says 'well, the ending ot the above scene would be alt and molgrips (played by fat, bald bloke) are busted in chica chica boom and have to make a hasty exit out of the back entrance'
- Beaufort says 'and then they leave'
- #!/bin/gash suB says 'Alt was unconscious when they came to throw him out'
- Beaufort says 'yeah, but he's the anti-hero of the film, we can't have him doing something so naff'
- #!/bin/gash suB grins
- OMGWTFLOL!!11!1! Alt says 'this was new business. the old way of doing business no longer existed. we were creating bleeding edge solutions to satisfy a hungry marketplace full of vortal technology cross marketing to horizontal communities in order to generate synergies across the board which would maximise potential and minimise initial outlay by amortising heads-up license fees - it's a win win situation for all parties involved. everyone makes money here.'
- #!/bin/gash suB ROTFL IRL
- Beaufort lol
- {} azzey ROARS!
You emote : furry LOL
- OMGWTFLOL!!11!1! Alt fails to see what is funny here
- #!/bin/gash suB is almost crying, you cunt
- {} azzey lolsirl
- o sama laffs
- Beaufort says 'hey alt, you've just done the intro voice over for the film'

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- mini~Angel Darine thinks . o O ( < key will give you an extra fuck to make up for it when we meet ;) )
- mini~Angel Darine cringes.
- mutant~hips keyeri lol

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- Bilblio nods... first thing in the morning as soon as I wake I get the joy
  of sticking my finger up an old ladies bum

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- dandelion says 'if my drought goes on much longer bob geldof will start organizing concerts to try and get me laid'

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