tOoT says 'http://www.farsidic.com/'
Houghy says 'thank toot'
tOoT says 'erm, that was the first google hit'
tOoT asks 'are you dumb?'
Houghy says 'didnt come up on mine'
tOoT asks 'are you illiterate?'
Houghy says 'sod off'
tOoT says 'it's a fair question, when you can't even google properly'
tOoT says 'http://www.google.com/search?client=safari&rls=en&q=farsi&ie=UTF-8&o
  e=UTF-8'
tOoT asks 'see how easy that was?'
tOoT asks 'see the first result?'
tOoT says 'oh! and look! the second result is also a dictionary'
tOoT says 'what a *shocker*'