- Blinkie returns from an accident
- Blinkie says 'A mate came and asked me something he knew would annoy me, so I grabbed his arm and went to staple it (there aren't any staples in the stapler)'
- Blinkie says 'He jumped back, so I grinned and put the stapler to my arm and pressed down'
- Blinkie says 'Some fucker's filled the stapler up'