You say 'mermaids..'
You ask 'they're bestiality, really, aren't they?'
You say 'I mean, they're only *half* human'
- The WelcomingParty says 'yeah but you can't fuck a mermaid'
- The WelcomingParty says 'blowjobs only'
You say 'you can DO stuff with.. heh.. yeah'
You ask 'but you wouldn't want it the other way round, would you?'
You say 'I mean, in the fish/woman combo stakes, that's the way I'd want it,
  I think'
- WelcomingParty doesn't want it this way around either
- pagaN grins
You say 'if you had to, I mean'
- pagaN </blokeinapub>
- The WelcomingParty asks 'you mean, if I was forced to have intimate
  relations with a half-woman, half-fish combo?'
- pagaN nods
You say 'exactly'
- The WelcomingParty says 'realistic scenario, I suppose'
- The WelcomingParty says 'then yeah, the common way is preferable'
- The WelcomingParty says 'although'
- The WelcomingParty says 'the other way around it wouldn't be able to breathe
  out of the water, so you'd have necrophilia into the bargain'
- dandare would have her outside woman, and her innards fish
- pagaN deargods
- The WelcomingParty says 'I guess you could stick its head into a bucket of
  water while you fuck it from behind'