* katitzi tells her friends 'This sucks. I am actually going to stay at home
  to work on a presentation for history class instead of going to watch Troy.'
} mack tells the friends of katitzi 'sounds more fun, I mean who wants to see
  Bradd Pitt and wassisface getting all sweaty in nearly no clothes'
* katitzi tells her friends 'That's right, rub it in.'
} mack tells the friends of katitzi 'that's probably what Orlando Bloom
  whispers to Brad Pitt'
} mack tells the friends of katitzi 'in the one off, never to be shown again,
   gay version'