> adopted muppet tells you 'when I found out the girls had an inny bit when
  boys have willies'
> adopted muppet tells you 'I thought that was why they didn't keep change in
  their pockets'
> adopted muppet tells you 'because they could keep loose coins in their own
  "natural" pocket'
You emote 'tristessa FLOL!' to muppet.
> adopted muppet tells you 'and make their clothes look less bulgy'