EW-2 Quotes Database

Quote ID 499

Wed, 01 Jul 2009 11:23:54 +0100

-=> 30 seconds until shutdown, hold on to your drinks <=- You yell "I am not going - you cant make me!" A large penguin waddles up to you with a blow torch. The snow melts and you fall through to the icy waters of the Pacific. Reason: oh yes I can :)

Quote ID 497

Tue, 26 May 2009 13:41:20 +0100

- suBthEcunT wonders if there's a coma rape level - MerlinTHP says 'He didn't rape her! He just whacked off over her broken comatose body!' - Blinkie says 'Christ, you're sick' - Blinkie says 'Sounds like a normal night after Helen's pilates'

Quote ID 496

Mon, 11 May 2009 20:21:32 +0100

You say 'Morning.' - giryan says 'morning' - brackets says 'morning' - [>>] Darine spins into being in a tornado of golden sparks. - Darine says 'Morning all.' - Darine asks 'Good weekend?' - [<<] Darine *pLiNkS* out of existence. - furry laughs. - furry says 'complete silence all day for Darine' - [>>] Blinkie arrives at the manor looking cold and tired. - Prefix Blinkie says 'no wonder if was so fucking quiet'

Quote ID 494

Tue, 21 Apr 2009 19:16:40 +0100

- suBthEcunT downloads a 1GB 7z archive, installs p7zip and then finds that in this version "d" is delete rather than decompress - suBthEcunT now has an empty archive

Quote ID 491

Wed, 25 Feb 2009 07:34:07 +0000

- furry says 'some time last year I really started liking salad in sandwiches.' - furry says 'I'm still too lazy to do it most of the time, but I find the moisture from lettuce to add to the taste of most meats.' - furry says 'Fucking hell, I'm dull.'

Quote ID 490

Wed, 11 Feb 2009 14:08:03 +0000

[] Zefram asks 'so, if you're speeding, and happen to run over a banker who's just been paid a humungous bonus, is this overall morally good, bad, or neutral?' [] Narenek says 'bad' [] Chris is gonna go with bad [] Zefram asks 'even though it took out a banker?' [] Zefram asks 'and despite the fun of speeding?'

Quote ID 489

Tue, 10 Feb 2009 11:47:31 +0000

- MerlinTHP watches the Pratchett Alzheimer's program from last week. - Giryan says 'ohh, I forgot about that...'

Quote ID 474

Tue, 26 Aug 2008 10:04:16 +0100

- MerlinTHP says 'But I'm quite happy with rael's when I've fondled it.'

Quote ID 473

Tue, 29 Jul 2008 13:33:23 +0100

[fysh] perDita asks 'what is the html tag for 'leave this text alone'?' [fysh] Mike says ''

Quote ID 472

Fri, 27 Jun 2008 23:52:47 +0100

- MerlinTHP says 'My psp appears to have a stuck pixel' - suBthEcunT says 'bang the screen against a rough brick wall' - MerlinTHP says 'Sometimes I can't tell if you're being serious or not.' - suBthEcunT grins