EW-2 Quotes Database

Quote ID 508

Mon, 12 Apr 2010 17:41:58 +0000

- Giryan says 'An SQL query walks into a bar.' - Giryan says 'He approaches two tables and asks, "Mind if I join you?"'

Quote ID 505

Mon, 12 Oct 2009 19:43:22 +0000

- welshofdave says 'actually, we have the laundry bin in the bathroom' - welshofdave says 'it's a large metal bin, with a lid' - welshofdave says 'I once went in, lifted the toilet lid and threw my socks in to the toilet' - Blinkie rotfl - Blinkie tries to stop giggling - flibble says 'wecome to specialsphere'

Quote ID 504

Mon, 12 Oct 2009 19:42:37 +0000

- suBthEcunT lols - suBthEcunT just took a piece of toilet paper to blow his nose and then threw the roll into the toilet by mistake - suBthEcunT faceplants - welshofdave laughs - welshofdave says 'twat' - welshofdave says 'I've done that /o\'

Quote ID 500

Mon, 06 Jul 2009 13:28:56 +0000

- Darine says 'Mor....afternoon.' - AtTheThirdStroke Blinkie asks 'Dressed, yet?' - Darine says 'Yes.' - Darine says 'Have been for hooooouuuurs.' - Darine had to get the lawn mown this morning. It's been neglected for too long, and the weekend was too wet to do it properly. You say 'Fluffy bunny slippers and the top half of your spider man costume doesn't count.' - Darine says 'Oh, bugger.' - Darine goes to put the bottom half on too. - furry thinks . o O ( - Darine says 'Have been for hooooouuuurs.' ) - furry says 'nobody believes you, in my experience' - welshofdave smirks - welshofdave says 'bitter furry is bitter' - furry writes a tell about darine to everybody on the talker except dave - AtTheThirdStroke Blinkie says 'I think I do. It's hard to mow the lawn in a dressing gown' - furry is NOT BITTER - AtTheThirdStroke Blinkie asks 'Unlike your Murphys?' - welshofdave wrote a tell to everyone on the talker who was OUT OF BED, except Darine - furry was OUT OF BED - welshofdave says 'lies' - furry just wasn't talking to YOU - welshofdave says 'LIES'

Quote ID 499

Wed, 01 Jul 2009 10:23:54 +0000

-=> 30 seconds until shutdown, hold on to your drinks <=- You yell "I am not going - you cant make me!" A large penguin waddles up to you with a blow torch. The snow melts and you fall through to the icy waters of the Pacific. Reason: oh yes I can :)

Quote ID 497

Tue, 26 May 2009 12:41:20 +0000

- suBthEcunT wonders if there's a coma rape level - MerlinTHP says 'He didn't rape her! He just whacked off over her broken comatose body!' - Blinkie says 'Christ, you're sick' - Blinkie says 'Sounds like a normal night after Helen's pilates'

Quote ID 496

Mon, 11 May 2009 19:21:32 +0000

You say 'Morning.' - giryan says 'morning' - brackets says 'morning' - [>>] Darine spins into being in a tornado of golden sparks. - Darine says 'Morning all.' - Darine asks 'Good weekend?' - [<<] Darine *pLiNkS* out of existence. - furry laughs. - furry says 'complete silence all day for Darine' - [>>] Blinkie arrives at the manor looking cold and tired. - Prefix Blinkie says 'no wonder if was so fucking quiet'

Quote ID 494

Tue, 21 Apr 2009 18:16:40 +0000

- suBthEcunT downloads a 1GB 7z archive, installs p7zip and then finds that in this version "d" is delete rather than decompress - suBthEcunT now has an empty archive

Quote ID 491

Wed, 25 Feb 2009 07:34:07 +0000

- furry says 'some time last year I really started liking salad in sandwiches.' - furry says 'I'm still too lazy to do it most of the time, but I find the moisture from lettuce to add to the taste of most meats.' - furry says 'Fucking hell, I'm dull.'

Quote ID 490

Wed, 11 Feb 2009 14:08:03 +0000

[] Zefram asks 'so, if you're speeding, and happen to run over a banker who's just been paid a humungous bonus, is this overall morally good, bad, or neutral?' [] Narenek says 'bad' [] Chris is gonna go with bad [] Zefram asks 'even though it took out a banker?' [] Zefram asks 'and despite the fun of speeding?'